irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(Source: crowzs)

Aug 29 23:12 with 380,554 notes

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

Aug 09 3:19 with 139,685 notes
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

  • Jul 23 18:54 with 144,925 notes
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